Being a winner is an honorable feat, and beating someone in a game can be an even more satisfying feeling. Amid all these good feelings, you may be prompted to say something to the person who lost to you.
Oftentimes, giving the person succor is a good statement to make. However, if this person in question did some bragging before the fight, you might want to say something funny to them.
If you’re clueless about what to say or you need a profound line, you’re at the right spot. In this post, I will be discussing in detail 20 funny things to say when you beat someone in a game. Keep reading on for more!
Best 20 Funny Things to Say When You Beat Someone in a Game
Some of the best things you can say when you beat someone in a game include ‘Do you know what just happened? I trashed you, literally’, ‘Beating you tastes like a latte’.
‘I for once thought you were holding sticks instead of a pad’, ‘I don’t like seeing you this defeated, Harry Potter wouldn’t like it too’, and ‘Next time we play, don’t bother bathing because I will quick so you can get back to that’.
The aforementioned ‘funny things to say’ embody their purpose and even go an extra length to paint a mental picture of how the defeat looked like and the effect it left on the person.
Well, there is more to it below as I go on to highlight the various 20 funny things to say when you beat someone in a game.
1. I Told You Not To Brag like SpongeBob, now you’re crying Like Cinderella
‘I told you not to brag like SpongeBob, now you’re crying like Cinderella’ is a mocking and funny thing to say when you beat someone in a game.
With this, you’re insinuating that the person shouldn’t have bragged about beating you, now they are crying like when Cinderella lost her shoe. If the person you beat is a guy, they’ll feel insulted by you but it is a funny line too.
2. I Know How That Feels, Trust Me You Won’t Get Over It
‘I know how that feels, trust me you won’t get over it’ is a cunning yet funny thing to say when you beat someone in a game. Here, you’re telling the person that they will never get over their loss to you.
3. Stop Mopping at the Screen, I Did You a Clean Win
‘Stop mopping at the screen, I did you a clean win’ is a fine line you can say when you beat something in a game.
With this, you’re telling the person that they should stop looking at the gaming screen to pick up dirt because you won and beat them cleanly.
4. I Appreciate You Participating in This Game, Will Love to See You Soon
‘I appreciate you participating in this game, will love to see you soon’ is a comic sinister thing to say when you beat someone in a game. This response sounds funnily dark and confident.
5. Do You Know What Just Happened? I Trashed You, Literally
‘If you want to make the person feel more defeated, you can ask them a funny rhetorical question such as saying ‘Do you know what just happened? I trashed you, literally’
6. Since We’re Done, Let Me Give You Space to Mourn Your Loss
‘Since we’re done, let me give you space to mourn your loss’ is an outright funny drill to say when you beat someone in a game.
Here, you’re saying that you want to give the person a chance to release the tears weighing down his or her tear glands and eyes.
7. Next Time, Come with Your Panic Room and Kits
‘Next time, come with your panic room and kits’ is a direct warning to the person to come prepared for moments of sobriety because you’ll beat them again.
8. You Have an Interesting Character, but a Better Type of Humility after Each Defeat
If you want to further cajole someone after you beat them in a game, you can say ‘You have an interesting character, but a better type of humility after each defeat’.
9. Do You Want Me To Be More Fair Next Time?
Asking the person ‘Do you want me to be fair next time?’ is a savage question you can ask when you beat someone in a game. It can crack some ribs too.
10. You Are Free To Bring Two Handkerchiefs Because One Won’t Be Enough
‘You are free to bring two handkerchiefs because one won’t be enough’ can serve as a funny thing to say when you beat someone in a game. With this, you’re informing the person to bring two handkerchiefs because one won’t be enough for them to clean their tears.
11. Find a Career in Cleaning Subways, Gaming Devalues You
‘Find a career in cleaning subways, gaming devalues you’ can be another funny thing you can say when you beat someone in a game.
You’re inferring that the person you beat should go find a job like cleaning subways instead of gaming against you.
12. I for Once Thought You Were Holding Sticks Instead of a Pad
‘I for once thought you were holding sticks instead of a pad’ is an even more embarrassing thing to say when you beat someone in a game. You are positing that you thought the person was not holding a pad per their poor performance.
13. This Is So Embarrassing, I Regret Scoring Just 3. More Goals Would’ve Made It All Awkward and Perfect
‘This is so embarrassing, I regret scoring just 3. More goals would’ve made it all awkward and perfect’ is the next thing to say when you beat someone in a game.
Here, you’re cajoling the person and as well regretting that you should’ve scored more goals to make everything awkward for the person. This applies the most if it is a soccer game in which you beat the person.
14. You Are a Better Player Any Day I’m Not Playing
‘You are a better player any day I’m not playing’ is a conscious and hysterical thing to say when you beat someone in a game.
It is conscious because you’re being intentional in telling the person that you’re the better player any day, anytime.
To emphasize how good you are, you’re asserting that the person in question is only a better player any day you are not playing.
15. I Don’t Like Seeing You This Way. Harry Potter Wouldn’t Like It Too
‘I don’t like seeing you this way. Harry Potter wouldn’t like it too is a comic thing to say when you beat someone in a game. Here, you’re cajoling the person you beat by saying that you don’t like seeing them defeated which is a clear mockery.
To do more damage, you’re telling the person that even Harry Potter wouldn’t like to see them that way.
This line hits better if Harry Potter is the person’s childhood best heroic movie – it is one of mine too. With this line, the person will know right away that you’re just playing with their intelligence.
16. You Are Smart but I Pulled a Smarter Move from My Little Head
‘You are smart but I pulled a smarter move from my little head’ is another funny thing you can say to someone you beat in a game.
It qualifies to make this list because you’re clearly saying that you were able to win the person by pulling a smarter move than theirs from a smaller head.
Invariably, you are saying to the person that even with their big head and smart moves he or she failed to beat you.
I don’t know for the person but, personally, this won’t sit well with me. That’s for you to see how infuriating this line is. So be cautious with it.
17. Beating You Tastes Like a Latte
‘Beating you tastes like a latte’ is an even more graphic and striking line to say to someone you beat in a game.
Here, you’re insinuating that beating the person tastes like a latte – a coffee variant, sort of, of American brogue. A latte is just what most Americans call coffee
18. Next Time We Play, Don’t Bother Bathing Because I Will Be Quick So You Can Get Back to That
‘Next time we play, don’t bother bathing because I will be quick so you can get back to that’ is a sassy and funny line to say when you beat someone in a game.
Here, you’re saying that the person should not bother taking their baths in the next game because you make them lose quickly enough for them to get back to bathing.
‘Woah, just wow!’ will be the expected reaction and remark of anybody who hears you say this, especially if you deliver it right and perfectly. Trust me, this line will add to the person’s misery amid the pain of losing to you.
19. Your Moves Were Fair, Fair as in Light, Light as in “Not Heavy”
‘Your moves were fair, fair as in “light”, light as in “not heavy” is a lowkey funny, sarcastic, and sick thing to say to anybody you beat in a game. Whoever you say this to after defeating them will not have any other choice than to quit trying to prove any other point.
Here, you’re telling the person that their moves were quite fair. That is, fair as in lightweight or not heavy. The person will be cut off guard when you start and complete this line because it slaps on the face.
20. You Failed To Beat Me, Just Like Tom Failed To Eliminate Jerry
‘You failed to beat me, just like Tom failed to eliminate Jerry’ is the last of the funny things to say when you beat someone in a game.
In fulfillment of its purpose as a funny statement to someone you beat in a game, this line comes through and correct. It is quite a funny image that is pictured here.
With this, you compare your game challenge with the person to the squabble between two characters in a kid’s comic show – Tom and Jerry.
In that show, and amid many trials and errors, the character named Tom who is a cat fails to finally eliminate the other one Jerry, who is portrayed as a mouse.
Therefore, now you’re insinuating that just like Tom tried so many times to eliminate Jerry which is what cats do to rats, the person you just beat still finds it difficult to beat you in the game.
This line will push aside anybody’s lips and force out their dentition to smile.
Final Words
Here we are, at the very end of what to say when you beat someone in a game. This article features 20 funny things to say and each has been well-detailed.
While combine sarcasm to give a resounding delivery, and others come up a bit sassy. Having run that by you, you can select any of these lines and use them when push comes to shove.
Peace!