Many find it extremely simple to answer a question about their welfare. Some don’t even bother to think of their response before the words come flying out of their mouths.
However, Some people still have challenges with responding to questions like [What’s up?]. One may wonder why it has to be hard since there are so many one-word responses used for the question.
This happens because the person has the desire to impress the person asking the question. They try to sound sarcastic or funny with their responses and they end up bothering their brains.
This is common among guys who are trying to win girls over or sound witty. If you are that guy, this article has been specially prepared for you.
Below is a list of witty and flirtatious responses you can say when a girl asks [What’s good?]
25 Flirty Responses to “What’s Good?”
Here is a list of flirty responses to [What’s Good?];
- Not me and it’s your fault.
- My day but you can make it better
- Both of us together
- I was wondering till you showed up.
- Everything is on you. You’d wonder what’s in there.
- Not the chick in front of me. She’s bad!
- I’d be gossiping about you if I have to answer that question
- Right now, it’s the creature I’m staring at.
- I’m down for some fun.
- Just you and the meal I had last night.
- You are!
- I don’t know but I’m sure you’re not bad.
- Probably you. We only get to know in bed.
- Definitely not you. I’m lovesick and it’s your fault.
- Asides from you? Let’s see… You plus me. That’s even better.
- We’ll be making good babies.
- Just having a nice time looking at you
- What we have together.
- What’s good? We are not bad, obviously.
- I would have to show you in bed but you might sleep off next to me.
- Every moment with you.
- How would I see when there’s a bad chick in front of me?
- If I had to hold everything good, you’d be choking in my hands.
- I almost missed you. That’s dangerous.
- You and what I’m thinking of doing with you right now.
Not me and it’s your fault
When you are asked [What’s good?], You are expected to talk about yourself. It is basically the same thing as [What’s up?] so the person wants to know what you’ve been up to, how you have spent your day, how you feel at the current moment, and what you plan to do.
This is what the question is supposed to mean but it has been used so often that people only say it as a form of salutation.
To give a flirty response, you may want to use the literal meaning of the major word in the question. This will make it sound like a witty pick-up line.
Meaning: This implies that you’re not feeling good because of the girl you are talking to. She will ask why then you can start flirting.
[Girl: What’s Good?]
[You: Not me and it’s your fault]
My day but you can make it better
You can answer the question as it should be answered and still find your way around making it sound flirty.
One of the best ways to make a flirty line hit hard is to give a romantic response when it is least expected. Simple questions like [How was your day?] and [Are you having fun?] will not expect something flirtatious.
The moment you are able to get your girl’s mouth to gape in surprise. You can continue flirting.
When you say this, she will be surprised to hear you say the compliment. She will probably ask how and you can easily continue teasing.
Meaning: This implies that your day is already going great but the girl before you is about to make you feel better
[Girl: What’s Good?]
[You: My day but you can make it better]
Both of us together
Sometimes, short responses hit harder than long ones. They can seem so funny when you say something dirty so quickly and act like it’s nothing and everyone is staring at you wondering if they heard you right.
When a girl, or anyone, asks what’s good, you are expected to talk about yourself or give some information.
The person is literally asking for some gist. When you respond with this phrase to the question, she will wonder if she heard you right. You can easily keep teasing from there.
Meaning: This implies that both of you together will be a good thing.
[Girl: What’s Good?]
[You: Both of us together]
I was wondering till you showed up
This sounds very sarcastic and girls like wits so it will work perfectly. It also uses some sort of romantic innuendo which may not be understood immediately.
There is always a response to [What’s good?] and other welfare questions so saying you’ve been wondering already makes it funny. You also indirectly throw a compliment at the girl.
She may not realize it quickly but you can continue with the innuendos till she understands that you are flirting. She would be in it already.
Meaning: This implies that you haven’t considered anything good till the girl showed up. Apparently, she’s the only good thing you’ve seen so far.
[Girl: What’s Good?]
[You: I was wondering till you showed up]
Everything is on you. You’d wonder what’s in there
There is nothing more shocking than a sensual innuendo in a moment when it’s least expected.
This is funny as it uses the literal meaning of the word instead of answering the question. It throws a compliment to the girl in a sensual manner.
If you are not careful, you may seem creepy. That depends on the kind of girl you are talking to, however. This will create images in her head and she may be shocked for a few seconds.
You can make it funnier by pretending you didn’t say anything serious. Then you’d just keep throwing sensual innuendos at her while keeping a straight face.
Meaning: This implies that you believe the girl looks good in her dress and anyone would wonder what is hidden behind the dress she’s wearing.
[Girl: What’s Good?]
[You: Everything on you. You’d wonder what’s in there]
Not the chick in front of me. She’s bad!
This response also throws a compliment at the girl. She will be surprised and flattered to hear it. You can keep flirting as she smiles at your first statement.
It is also slightly sarcastic since [bad] in your statement means she is attractive to you. You can make it funnier by saying it like you hate [bad].
In other words, you can make it sound like you are using the actual meaning of bad, and when she asks you why you said that, you can say [Good is not enough to describe your beauty].
Meaning: This implies that you believe [Good] is not enough to describe the girl in front of you.
[Girl: What’s Good?]
[You: Not the chick in front of me. She’s bad]
I’d be gossiping about you if I have to answer that question
This is another sweet response that may not be understood immediately. It is slightly funny and sarcastic but you won’t be getting the expected reaction till the girl understands what you mean by this statement.
You are implying that you don’t want to answer the question. She may stare at you for a few seconds trying to understand what you mean. Then you can say [If I have to speak of good things, I won’t stop talking about you]
Meaning: This means that if you have to answer the question, you will have to keep talking about her to everyone. It implies that she’s the only good thing in your mind.
[Girl: What’s Good?]
[You: I’d be gossiping about you if I have to answer that question]
Right now, it’s the creature I’m staring at
This is an amusing response you may consider. It is not the wittiest response on the list but the girl will understand what you mean immediately and will be flattered to hear the compliment.
That is not the response expected so she will be surprised for a few seconds. She will probably thank you and keep smiling for a while longer. You should come up with more flirty moves before this response gets stale in her head.
Meaning: This means that the girl is the only thing you consider good at the moment.
[Girl: What’s Good?]
[You: Right now. It’s the creature I’m staring at]
I’m down for some fun
This is a usual response. It does not go deep into flirting but it is capable of inspiring romantic thoughts in a lady. By saying this, you are suggesting that you both should have fun, although you are letting her decide whether or not you both hang out.
Meaning: This implies that you are willing to hang out with the girl in front of you.
[Girl: What’s Good?]
[You: I’m down for some fun]
Just you and the meal I had last night
This is a funny but flirtatious response you can consider saying when a girl asks you what’s good. You are replying with a compliment. This will get her flattered since she is not expecting it.
However, you talking about your meal will make it very funny. It may nullify the idea of flirtation but she may appreciate the compliment. The flirting should not end there.
You can add another flirty line and say it like it’s not very serious. If you continue this way, she will keep getting your romantic ideas till the conversation is over.
Meaning: This implies that you like the girl, the previous night’s meal, and nothing else.
[Girl: What’s Good?]
[You: Just you and the meal I had last night]
You are!
This is as funny as it sounds. The girl will be flattered to hear the compliment but it may sound like a joke.
To prevent the flirtation from ending here, you can add more compliments and innuendos. They may be funny ones too but she will keep getting romantic ideas.
Meaning: This implies that you like the girl in front of you. Your expression can also show your excitement to see the girl in front of you
[Girl: What’s Good?]
[You: You are!]
I don’t know but I’m sure you’re not bad.
This throws a compliment back at the girl. She will be flattered since she is not expecting the compliment. However, this may not seem to suggest anything romantic to her. You can fix this with your facial expression and the words you say next.
This is sarcastic because you have used the opposite of this word to mean an exaggerated version of the word [i.e. Not bad implies she is looking extremely attractive].
Meaning: This avoids answering the question and, instead, says the person is looking great.
[Girl: What’s Good?]
[You: I don’t know but I’m sure you’re not bad]
Probably you. We only get to know in bed
This innuendo suggests sensual activity between the both of you. Not every lady will tolerate this joke.
You can say it like it is casual talk and make it seem like you are thinking of something more serious. She will probably stare at you for a few seconds and wonder if she heard what you said.
You can say other flirty statements but keep your serious expression on your face. When she seems withdrawn, you can say something more serious and less flirty, then you can switch again m
Meaning: This implies that the girl may be good in bed but you only get to know when you’re both in bed.
[Girl: What’s Good?]
[You: Probably you. We only get to know in bed]
Definitely not you. I’m lovesick and it’s your fault
This will sound quite funny to the girl you are referring to. It will seem quite shocking. She may play along with the joke and you can keep flirting with her.
To prevent her from considering everything as a joke, try to switch to something serious quickly. Shortly after, you can continue flirting again. Keep going with this till you’re tired.
Meaning: This means the girl is bad because she made you fall in love with her.
[Girl: What’s Good?]
[You: Definitely not you. I’m lovesick and it’s your fault]
Asides from you? Let’s see… You plus me. That’s even better
This is funny. It is not only unexpected but you will appear like you are saying something you are serious about. When she asks what’s good, the first rhetorical question you say will make her smile. It is an indirect and unexpected compliment.
When you say [Let’s see], she will keep smiling while staring at you and waiting for what you have to say. When you add [You plus me. That’s even better], she will find it very funny but she will get the romantic idea.
You are advised to say more pickup lines. Say some jokes and talk about serious things. The romantic idea will last longer than you think.
Meaning: This means the girl is good but can be better if you are together.
[Girl: What’s Good?]
[You: Asides from you? Let’s see… You plus me. That’s even better]
We’ll be making good babies
This suggests a long-term relationship with her and it will be taken as a joke. To avoid seeming creepy while saying this, you shouldn’t repeat it often and you shouldn’t seem serious when saying so.
Instead of repeating the same statement or idea, use more pickup lines and jokes.
Meaning: This means you admire the girl in front of you and will like to have a long-term relationship with her.
[Girl: What’s Good?]
[You: We’ll be making good babies]
Just having a nice time looking at you
As mentioned earlier, [What’s good?] asks about what a person is doing or how a person is feeling. This answers the question but not in an expected manner.
The girl will be surprised to hear you say this. She will be flattered because it is an indirect compliment.
You can do a quick switch to serious mode and answer the question as she expects, then add another flirty statement within.
Meaning: This means you enjoy the moment you are spending with the person.
[Girl: What’s Good?]
[You: Just having a nice time looking at you]
What we have together
This is another beautiful response that suggests a relationship between the two of you. It is a short response so you can say it quickly like it’s nothing. She will be surprised to hear it and she’ll want to know what you think you both have together.
You can keep your responses as flirty as possible as you converse. You can do constant switches to serious issues so it seems like you are joking. This will make her feel less uncomfortable with your flirty chat.
Meaning: This implies that you have a beautiful relationship with the person even if you don’t.
[Girl: What’s Good?]
[You: What we have together]
What’s good? We are not bad, obviously
This innuendo may be quite hard to understand so your facial expression may do the job of getting the girl to understand you.
This is sarcastic because it uses the opposite of [good] to exaggerate your point. Wearing a seductive look while saying this will make her understand better. You can cut it short however by saying serious things before continuing with flirting.
Meaning: This implies that a relationship between the both of you would be great.
[Girl: What’s Good?]
[You: What’s good? We are not bad, obviously
I would have to show you in bed but you might sleep off next to me.
This is an amusing sensual innuendo. It will be funny and quite shocking to the girl. It is slightly sarcastic because the idea of having your partner sleep off beside you can be interpreted in so many ways.
You are indirectly bragging about your performance in bed. However, it is advisable to use other forms of romantic innuendos that are not sensual and talk about some serious issues too. This will make the chat last as long as you want.
Meaning: This implies that a sensual activity between the two of you will be so good that your partner will sleep off next to you.
[Girl: What’s Good?]
[You: I would have to show you in bed but you might sleep off next to me]
Every moment with you
This is a beautiful response that will get the girl flattered. It can also get her to freak out if she’s not interested in a relationship with you. To avoid making the moment awkward, you can wear a funny look, joke about your response, and laugh about her reaction.
You can talk about some serious issues and go back into flirty pick-up lines. The subsequent flirty lines you say will not get serious reactions since you already made the first one seem like a joke.
Meaning: This implies that you enjoy the time you spend with the person.
How would I see when there’s a bad chick in front of me?
This is a sweet rhetorical question. It will get the girl flattered. She will be surprised since she wasn’t expecting this response. It is sarcastic because you have used the opposite of [good] to exaggerate your point. She will understand what you mean, however.
You can comment about her being a [bad chick] and say jokes for a while. You can talk about serious things too so she doesn’t get tired of your flirty chat.
Meaning: This implies that you admire the girl and she has your attention.
[Girl: What’s Good?]
[You: How would I see when there’s a bad chick in front of me?]
If I had to hold everything good, you’d be choking in my hands
As negative as it sounds, it has a romantic meaning. That makes it sarcastic and hilarious. The girl will be flattered and equally shocked to hear you say this. You can wear a serious look like a serial killer before laughing about the joke.
Meaning: This implies that you admire the girl and want to hold onto her.
[Girl: What’s Good?]
[You: If I had to hold everything good, you’d be choking in my hands]
I almost missed you. That’s dangerous
This is both sarcastic and funny. You are expressing your admiration for the girl with this expression but you are making it sound negative.
It will make the girl laugh surely. As mentioned earlier, girls tend to fall in love with wits so this response may do just that.
If you want to figure out the perfect flirty response, all you may have to do is say something funny. She will probably ask why it is dangerous.
This gives you more chances to flirt. You can occasionally switch to serious topics while dropping romantic statements as often as possible.
Meaning: this implies that you kept thinking of the person and you had to control yourself.
[Girl: What’s Good?]
[You: I almost missed you. That’s dangerous]
You and what I’m thinking of doing with you right now
This may be one of the funniest responses you can think of in a situation like that. It will raise a lot of questions in her head but a brief seductive look on your face can give her an idea. She may still want to ask what you are thinking of doing with her.
You can avoid answering the question as much as possible or you can give an obviously preposterous response. She will get the sensual message in your statement.
Meaning: this implies that she is beautiful to you and you wish to do beautiful things with her sensually.
[Girl: What’s Good?]
[You: You and what I’m thinking of doing with you right now]
10 Sarcastic Responses to “What’s Good?”
Here is a list of sarcastic responses to [What’s Good?];
- My day, though. Anything better than this hell is suicide
- Trust me. You can’t guess wrong
- I can say a ton of things that are the opposite of that.
- I’m still trying to guess
- I feel as good as I look right now.
- Asides from your beautiful face?
- My day is going as badly as I expected.
- Your absence… oh. That’s bad.
- I am just as curious as you are
- Since today? I’m still looking.
My day, though. Anything better than this hell is suicide
Sarcasm can come in many ways and the statement above employs more than one idea. The statement is sarcastic because it has answered the question in its opposite meaning.
While using [better] may imply that the person is having an already good day, comparing his/her day to hell suggests otherwise.
Meaning: this implies that you are having a very bad day
Trust me. You can’t guess wrong
While this statement does not appear to be literally sarcastic, it can be used to mean several things.
This statement may mean that nothing has happened to you and not necessarily that it is impossible to guess wrong.
Meaning: this implies that the person will get it right if he/she tries to guess what is up with you even though it’s not true.
I can say a ton of things that are the opposite of that
This answers the question in a different form. While the question asks about a person’s welfare and not necessarily what is going great for a person, this answers the question focusing on the opposite of [good].
Also, saying a ton of things does not mean you can mention a lot of things but its meaning is clear.
Meaning: This implies that you are having a very bad day
I’m still trying to guess
This does not answer the question. It is sarcastic because there is always an answer to a question about your welfare and you should never have to guess how you feel about your life or what you’ve been doing.
That makes this statement sarcastic and funny.
Meaning: this implies that you cannot point to anything interesting at the moment.
I feel as good as I look right now.
You can make this sarcastic by wearing a frown on your face. It will be found funny however.
If you are having a bad day, you can use this response instead of simply saying you’re not happy.
Meaning: this implies that you are not feeling good.
Asides from your beautiful face?
This answers the question in an unexpected manner. [What’s good?] should be about the person who has been asked the question and sometimes a person can share news instead. However, saying a compliment back is unusual.
This is sarcastic because you will be talking about the person asking you a question rather than about yourself.
Meaning: this implies that you admire the person you’re talking to.
My day is going as badly as I expected.
The structure of this statement often suggests positivity but the meaning of this statement is quite negative
Meaning: this implies that you are not enjoying your day and you expected it.
Your absence… oh. That’s bad.
This is funny and sarcastic. This intentionally mentions what you consider bad but indirectly answers the question. Since the question is about your welfare and how you feel, this suggests that you missed the person talking.
Meaning: This implies that you did not enjoy the person’s absence throughout the day.
I am just as curious as you are
This is similar to guessing your welfare. It can only be used as a joke but you can be serious with this if you are having a boring or bad day
Meaning: this implies that you cannot point to anything interesting at the moment.
Since today? I’m still looking
This is sarcastic because it’s answering the question in its literal context by focusing on [good]. This is funny and it can be used if you don’t feel good at the moment.
Meaning: this implies that you are not enjoying your day.
8 Funny Responses to “What’s Good?”
Here is a list of funny responses to [What’s Good?];
- I’ll tell you when I find something close.
- Not me. I’m still bad as ever
- Yesterday was. Today’s funny.
- It’s a secret. I don’t even know it yet.
- Anything better than your backside is angelic.
- I have seen a billion good things and you’re 98% of them.
- You’d sleep off if I told you all.
- I’d be happy to tell you if my bed were part of the good things.
I’ll tell you when I find something close
By saying this, you mean you have not found anything good about the day. It is funny because you are promising to inform the person asking you when you find something close to good.
Not me. I’m still bad as ever
This is a sarcastic response and that makes it funny. While the first part of the statement rejects the idea of you being [good], the second part uses [bad] to mean you are doing better than just [good]
Yesterday was. Today’s funny
This is funny. It answers the question directly. You can say this if you don’t seem to be having a good day.
It’s a secret. I don’t even know it yet
This may imply that your day has been boring. It is funny because you are supposed to know about your welfare.
This can be a way to avoid answering the question. It may also imply that your day has not been special.
Anything better than your backside is angelic
What makes this funny is that it is unexpected. It is even more shocking considering its sensual meaning. This implies that you find the girl attractive.
I have seen a billion good things and you’re 98% of them
Say this to someone you admire. Asides from being unexpected, this response is funny because the calculation cannot be done.
Whoever you tell this to will have his/her mind wander off for a second before realizing the calculation is useless.
You’d sleep off if I told you all
The exaggeration in this statement makes it funny. It may mean that you are having a beautiful day. It may also mean the opposite. The person will most likely ask what you mean.
I’d be happy to tell you if my bed were part of the good things.
This takes the situation to a different level. You can say this if you have trouble sleeping. This response is unexpected and will be found hilarious.
8 Cute Responses to “What’s Good?”
Here is a list of flirty responses to [What’s Good?];
- What do you think?
- Tell me about your day
- Nothing’s good. I feel off today
- Guess what happened today.
- I’m doing cool.
- I’m hanging on
- Everything’s sweet. How’s your day going?
- I’m enjoying my day
What do you think?
This implies that nothing special has happened in your day and the person can guess easily.
Tell me about your day
This avoids the question but throws it back to the person.
Nothing’s good. I feel off today
This implies that you are having a bad day.
Guess what happened today
This implies that you have a story to share. It can be used sarcastically when you eventually say [Nothing happened].
I’m doing cool
This implies that you are okay with your day but It is often said impulsively and may not be true.
I’m hanging on
This implies that you are not enjoying your day but you are managing and hoping for a positive change.
Everything’s sweet. How’s your day going?
This implies that you are having a good day and also throws the question back.
I’m enjoying my day
This implies that you are having a good day but it is a positive response that does not necessarily mean anything beautiful is happening.