It is normal to feel slightly nervous when a person asks about your welfare. Questions like [What’s up], [How are you?], [How was your day?], etc. can make you think about the perfect way to respond before you say anything, even though you already have the answer to the question.
In some cases, we don’t care so we just answer directly. However, it is normal to want to impress a person so you try to find clever responses to virtually everything he/she says. Then, answering simple questions about your welfare can seem challenging.
Below is a list of several ways to respond when a person asks how your day went.
14 Flirty Responses to “How Was Your Day”
When a person you admire asks about your day, you can try out the following responses to flirt with him/her;
- It could have been better with you.
- You were absent.
- Thoughts of you kept me going.
- Now that you’re here, my night will go great.
- Cuddling helps me remember things like that. Want to help?
- I had an overdose… of thoughts of you.
- Busy thinking of how you spent your day.
- I almost missed you and I did.
- I must be the strongest man alive to have survived a day without you.
- I’d tell you but I would just be talking about you.
- There could have been a nicer story if I saw you earlier.
- How can I remember, with your cute eyes staring at me?
- Not as beautiful as this moment
- If I could complain, we won’t leave here till we’ve had our third child.
It could have been better with you
When a person asks [How was your day?], you may be required to express how you feel about your day or say a story of how your day went. This statement is effective in showing how you feel about your day.
By saying this, you are implying that you would have enjoyed your day better if the person you are talking to was around with you during the day. It is a flirty response implying that you missed him/her. You will be getting the person to smile.
You were absent
You can respond with this flirty statement. This response emphasizes that the person was not with you during the day.
By saying this after a person has asked about your welfare, you are implying that you find the person’s presence important and you missed him/her. You will be putting a smile on his/her face.
The person may not understand what this statement means when you say it. You can explain that his/her absence affected your day and you could have had a more interesting story to tell.
Thoughts of you kept me going
This is another flirty statement you can respond with when you are asked about your day. This response does not point out how you feel about how your day went. Rather, it states a major happening during your day.
By saying this after a question about your welfare, you are implying that you had to think of the person you are talking to and you found it necessary to enjoy your day. It will be understood immediately and the person will definitely smile at it.
Now that you’re here, my night will go great
This seems slightly sarcastic as you are making a comment on your night, rather than your day. This sounds like you are refusing to comment about your day but focusing on the moment and the person’s influence.
It does not directly state how you feel about your day and it doesn’t state a major happening.
By saying this after a question concerning your welfare, you are implying that you will enjoy your night better only because the person you are talking to is present with you.
It also indirectly implies that your day may not have gone great because he/she did not show up. The person will understand this and will be flattered.
Cuddling helps me remember things like that. Want to help?
Flirting can be this straightforward. However, you can easily make it appear as a joke but you can tell from the person’s reaction if he/she is interested in you.
While this statement does not answer the question, it doesn’t ignore it. The question, in the first place, was probably asked on impulse so you can respond with this or virtually anything.
By saying this, you are implying that you have forgotten how your day went and you may need some cuddling to remember. You are also asking if he/she wants to help with cuddling you. The person will understand this and will be flattered.
I had an overdose… of thoughts of you.
When next you have to respond to [How was your day?], Consider this funny and flirty statement. It has to be the opposite sex unless you want to freak somebody out.
This does not state how much you enjoyed your day or how much you didn’t. Rather, it answers the question by stating a major happening, although it is an untrue joke.
By saying this, you are implying that you kept thinking of the person you are talking to till you had an overdose. While this is obviously untrue and ridiculous, you will be getting him/her flattered with this response.
Busy thinking of how you spent your day.
When a person asks about your day, you can respond by saying this if it’s the opposite gender. You don’t want to appear gay unless you are.
It doesn’t state how you feel about your day but it states a major event. The person may doubt this response but it should have its effect.
By saying this to a question about your welfare, you are implying that you spent your day thinking of how the person spent his/her day.
You are saying that you miss the person and you care for him/her. He/she will be flattered to hear this.
I almost missed you. Then I did.
This is sarcastic and funny. It is also quite romantic so you will be putting a smile on his/her face. This states how you feel but not toward your day. It also states a major happening during your day.
By saying this, you are implying that you missed the person you are talking to and you may have tried not to. It will sound funny but also flattering when you say the first part of the sentence before the next [I almost missed you… Then I did].
You may get the person to laugh but you will also be getting a genuine smile on his/her face unless the person does not like you back.
I must be the strongest man alive to have survived a day without you
When you are asked how your day went, you can respond by saying how you feel about your day or what happened during the day. This response indirectly says how you feel about your day while saying a compliment to the person in front of you.
By saying this, you are implying that spending a day without the person you are talking to was very tough for you and that no one else may be able to endure. The person will understand the compliment and will be flattered to hear it.
I’d tell you but I would just be talking about you
You are required to say how much you enjoyed your day or how much you didn’t when this question is asked. You may also decide to give an interesting story of how your day went. This response does not answer the question.
Rather, it says a compliment (related to the question) to the person asking. You may not be required to answer the question after saying this.
By saying this, you are implying that you had him/her on your mind all through the day. The person may not understand what the statement means so you may have to explain. He/she will be flattered.
There could have been a nicer story if I saw you earlier
Consider this flattering statement when next you are asked about your day. This response indirectly says how you feel about your day and throws a compliment toward the person you are talking to.
By saying this, you are implying that your day would have been better if the person showed up during the day. It indirectly states that you are unsatisfied with how your day went because of the person you are talking to. He/she will be flattered to hear that.
How can I remember, with your cute eyes staring at me?
When a person asks how your day went, you don’t have to answer the question. You can put a smile on the person’s face with this flirty.
Don’t say this to someone of the same sex gender so you don’t seem creepy. This makes you look like an idiot while you are paying a compliment to the person in front of you. It will be found funny.
By saying this, you are implying that you cannot remember how your day went because of the beautiful person staring at you. The person will be flattered to hear you say that.
Not as beautiful as this moment
If you are hoping to flirt, this doesn’t sound like it but this can begin your flirty chat. It does not state how you feel about your day or what happened during your day. Rather, it focuses on the moment.
By saying this, you are implying that you enjoy spending time with the person you are talking to and you didn’t have as much fun as that during the day.
The person may not understand what you mean so you may have to explain the person’s influence on the moment with the same flirty tone. The person will be flattered to hear you say that.
If I could complain, we won’t leave here till we’ve had our third child.
While this statement has a negative meaning, it is quite funny and flirty too. This response states how you feel about your day with the willingness to say what happened during the day.
By saying this, you are implying that you didn’t enjoy your day and you would be wasting a lot of time if you chose to talk about it. The metaphors will be found funny and flirtatious. You will get the person to ask what happened.
Then you can explain how much you missed him/her and how much you don’t want to complain so you can have time for other activities while you both are having children.
14 Sarcastic Responses to “How Was Your Day”
When you don’t want to say how your day went, a sarcastic response to the question can bail you out. Below is a list of suggestions;
- The skies weren’t this bright.
- I’d be talking nonstop for 5 minutes if I say all about my day.
- I wasn’t awake but my eyes weren’t open all through the day.
- Special like every other boring day.
- I almost missed you and I did.
- It was going perfectly till you showed up.
- How would I know?
- That question may ruin my night.
- You would probably see it if you looked up earlier
- I didn’t pay attention.
- I would call it great if I don’t have to be honest with you.
- I was asleep so I didn’t check.
- It’s over? I didn’t see it leave.
- Good enough. I didn’t cry.
The skies weren’t this bright
A question about your day is usually asked at night. If it isn’t, then the day is not over yet.
You can respond with this sarcastic statement when you are asked how your day went. This expression implies that the skies were much brighter during the day, though it says otherwise.
This doesn’t answer the question as expected but it will be found funny. It is also an effective way to avoid talking about your day.
I’d be talking nonstop for 5 minutes if I say all about my day
Consider this funny and sarcastic statement when next you are asked about how your day went. The structure of your response implies that you have a long story to tell about your day. However, your words say otherwise.
By saying this, you are implying that a lot did not happen during your day. The person will find it funny.
I wasn’t awake but my eyes weren’t open all through the day
This is hilarious and unexpected. There is no way that the person will understand you when you say this at first. He/she may laugh first before asking what that means.
This statement implies that you couldn’t sleep during the day but your day was not productive in any way. You will be getting him/her to smile.
Special like every other boring day
This is a sarcastic response you may consider saying. This statement consists of two contradictory words [Special and Boring] but the person should understand what you mean easily.
This response implies that there was nothing special about your day. You are indirectly saying that your day was as uneventful as every other day.
I almost missed you. Then I did
This is sarcastic, funny, and romantic. One of the best ways to flirt is to make a person laugh. While this may appear as a joke, the romantic idea will last a bit longer in his/her head. Before it fades off, you can keep flirting.
By saying this, you are implying that you tried not to miss the person but you did. The person will find your response funny and will be flattered to hear you say this.
It was going perfectly till you showed up
You may want to consider this seemingly harsh statement. You have to make sure you sound as sarcastic as possible so you don’t offend the person you are talking to.
By saying this, you are implying that the person has shown up to ruin your day. However, you mean the opposite. Before the person reacts angrily, you can let him/her know that you were being sarcastic.
How would I know?
You are expected to say how you feel about what happened during your day or tell the story of a major happening during your day.
It is a question that anyone should be able to answer so this response will be found funny.
By saying this, you are implying that you don’t know what happened during your day. You can say this if you slept through your day.
The person may not understand what your statement implies so you will have to explain.
That question may ruin my night
This will sound slightly funny and sarcastic. You should use this if you had a bad day or a very boring day. You may have to explain what you mean to him/her.
By saying this statement, you are implying that you don’t want to talk about your day because it may hinder you from enjoying your day. The person may not understand what you mean so you will have to explain what you mean by this statement.
You would probably see it if you looked up earlier
This does not answer the question as expected but the person will find it funny.
By saying this statement, you are implying that the person would have seen how your day was if he/she had looked up earlier. The person may not understand this at first.
You can explain that everyone could see the day before the night came. He/she will soon understand that you are teasing.
[Where were you around 2pm? It was right up and everyone could see it. You would have seen it if you looked up earlier]
I didn’t pay attention
When you are asked how your day went, try responding with this statement, though it doesn’t answer the question.
By saying this, you are implying that you did not pay attention to how your day went so you don’t know what to say about it.
By this, you may mean that you slept through the day or did something else that took your entire time. The person will laugh at your initial response.
I would call it great if I don’t have to be honest with you
This response will sound a bit confusing to the person you are talking to but he/she will find it amusing.
By saying this, you are implying that your day did not go great. The person will laugh about how you passed the message before asking why your day didn’t go great.
I was asleep so I didn’t check
You can simply say what happened throughout your day when you are asked. If you slept through the day, it may be a very boring story to tell. This response makes it slightly amusing by adding a sarcastic clause.
By saying this, you are implying that you slept so you have nothing to say about your day. The person may ask about the second part of your response to be sure if he/she heard well the first time. You can explain that you were asleep so you didn’t see where the day went.
It’s over? I didn’t see it leave
This is a silly statement you may like to respond with. It does not answer the question and does not have a special meaning to decipher.
By saying this, you are implying that you did not know the day was over. The person will smile at this and probably change the topic.
[The day is over? I didn’t see it leave]
Good enough. I didn’t cry
Another sarcastic statement. You are putting two contradictory phrases together so the person may wonder if your day went well or not.
By saying this, you are either implying that your day wasn’t too bad to endure or your day was great. The person will laugh at this and ask what you meant by this statement.
14 Funny Responses to “How Was Your Day”
- I’d be telling you if I remembered
- It lasted a few hours
- The skies were much brighter. I don’t know what happened.
- That’s one of the things I’m supposed to know.
- I just woke up to it.
- The skies have gone a little bit rusty. Nothing more.
- How immature of me to not know how my day went.
- If I could complain, we won’t live here till we have our third child.
- Cuddling helps me remember things like that. Want to help?
- I’d give you a hundred-dollar bill to tell me about it.
- I almost aged by ten years.
- I bet you won’t believe me if I kept my mouth shut.
- It wasn’t bad enough to take my head off so I’m alive.
- Confidential information. Even I don’t know about it. I slept all through
I’d be telling you if I remembered
Here is another amusing response to [How was your day?]. By saying this, you are implying that you do not remember what happened during the day. The idea of you forgetting how your day went will be found funny enough.
It lasted a few hours
This funny statement can fit right in unless you are in an environment where jokes are not allowed. Sometimes, stating facts can sound very funny, depending on the situations they are used in and who is listening.
When you say your day lasted a few hours, it is true but it will be found funny because that is not the response expected.
The skies were much brighter. I don’t know what happened.
Consider this funny statement when you have to answer a question about your day. This is another fact that will be found funny in this situation. The day definitely had brighter skies. You showing your confusion will be found amusing.
That’s one of the things I’m supposed to know.
This is a simple fact but saying it will be extremely hilarious. By saying this, you are implying that you are supposed to know how your day went but you don’t. The person will find this funny.
I just woke up to it
You can say this and shake your head like something disappointing had happened.
Even if something may have happened, the person will find your initial expression amusing.
The skies have gone a little bit rusty. Nothing more
Say this and shake your head while staring at the dark skies when you are asked how your day went. If you don’t get a hard nudge, the person will be busy laughing at your response.
How immature of me to not know how my day went
When a person asks how your day went, you can respond with this statement and act as if you mean it. The person will know you are joking though. The seriousness will be more hilarious than the statement.
If I could complain, we won’t leave here till we have our third child
This statement implicitly suggests a relationship between you and the person you are talking to. It is both funny and flirty. It suggests a negative response but the person will want to know what you mean by every part of this statement.
The person will most likely not get the innuendo in your response but you can take your chances. It would still be funny.
Cuddling helps me remember things like that. Want to help?
The person will find this response hilarious even if your request is not granted. You don’t have to appear very serious while saying this so you don’t freak him/her out.
I’d give you a hundred-dollar bill to tell me about it
This implies that you don’t know how your day went. You can make it perfect by looking confused.
I almost aged by ten years
Respond with this funny statement when you are asked about your day. The person will laugh before asking what you mean. Then you can explain how long, slow, and boring the day was.
I bet you wouldn’t believe me if I kept my mouth shut
The person will find this amusing even though it makes no sense. You may have to talk about your day after saying this though.
It wasn’t bad enough to take my head off so I’m alive
This is a funny response that suggests you had a bad day. The person may laugh at it before asking what you mean.
Confidential information. Even I don’t know about it. I slept all through
This is a funny way to say you slept through the day. You will get the person to laugh with this response. Unlike some responses that are only funny because they are off, this answers the question wittily.
12 Cute Responses to “How Was Your Day”
- Not as bad as I expected.
- I can’t complain. Yours?
- It was something to write home about.
- Rough and long story.
- Like every normal day. Nothing special.
- It was sweet. How about you?
- It didn’t go as I expected but I’m cool with it.
- I slept all through the day.
- It was fast. Yours?
- It was slow as hell. I could feel myself growing older.
- Tell me about yours first.
- I was looking for someone to talk to.
Not as bad as I expected
This suggests that your day was unexpectedly okay. The person may ask what you mean.
I can’t complain. Yours?
This suggests that you didn’t enjoy your day but you were able to manage. You will also be asking about the person’s day.
It was something to write home about
This suggests that something beautiful happened during the day. You may have to tell the person about it.
Rough and long story
This suggests that you had a stressful and boring day.
Like every normal day. Nothing special
This suggests that you had a normal day with nothing special to talk about.
It was sweet. How about you?
This is a simple response that is often given to the question without even thinking about the question. You are also asking about the person’s welfare.
It didn’t go as I expected but I’m cool with it
This suggests that your day was not perfect but it wasn’t bad enough to make you sad.
I slept all through the day
This suggests that you had an uneventful day.
It was fast. Yours?
This suggests that you had an enjoyable day. When time is fast, it means you are spending it satisfyingly or with full concentration on something.
It was slow as hell. I could feel myself growing older
This suggests that your day was very boring and slow.
Tell me about yours first
This is a nice response. You will be throwing the question back. However, it is advisable to prepare a nice story before the person is done talking about his/her day.
I was looking for someone to talk to
This is a nice response that shows you are willing to have a conversation with the person.