When someone roasts you, the person is most likely trying to make you feel bad or even make fun of you. But the good thing is that you can always give a response based on how you feel about the roast.
If you were in a situation where someone roasted you and you barely had anything to say, this article will help you know the best responses that you can use.
That is why I wrote this article, it will show you the best responses you can use when someone roasts you.
After reading through this article, you will be able to give a good response when someone roasts you.
15 Best Comebacks to Roasts
- Are you any better?
- Why not spend your time on something better
- You sound too harsh
- Can’t you be nice for once
- Roast all you want
- Try to talk less and listen more
- Stop being toxic
- I guess this will be the last time I’d talk to you
- Don’t retort back at me if you don’t have a decent reply
- Where did you learn to roast? You were not like this before
- Come take some roasting lessons from me
- Can someone please take this guy away
- You need to stop this nasty behavior of yours
- Please stop it
- No darling, I do not think you are referring to me
Are you any better?
When someone roasts you, the person is in a way trying to bring you down. In your reply, you can say that the person is not any better.
That way, the person understands that even though he is trying to roast you, he is not in any way better than you.
This is a good comeback that you can use at all times. It is also a good way to get back at the person if you know correctly that the person is not personally doing better than you.
Why not spend your time on something better
This shows that the person could have been a better person if he spent his time doing something better. You are in a way advising the person to spend his time doing better things, that way he will become a better person.
This is a good clap back because you did not necessarily need to roast the person back, you only had to advise the person to spend his time on something better.
You sound too harsh
Roasting is so harsh, especially if the person was really mean to you and wanted to make you feel bad about yourself. This is a straightforward reply that you can give.
Let the person know how harsh it was to roast you. You may not necessarily need to roast back, but this reply will let the person know that it was too harsh of him to roast you.
Can’t you be nice for once
This shows that the person is not naturally a nice person and he is fond of roasting people. If you have never seen him being nice to someone and then he roasts you, ask him if he can’t be nice for once.
That way, it will draw his attention to the fact that he is not being nice to people and he will most likely consider being a nicer person and reduce roasting. This reply will go a long way to help the person more than it will help you.
Roast all you want
This reply shows that you do not care what the person says at all. You simply tell him that he should roast all he wants.
Even if the person roasts you, you do not even care and you keep going. If you are the type of person that harsh words do not get to you, you can use this reply.
It shows how confident you are and how less you care about what people say, especially when it is not the truth about you.
Try to talk less and listen more
This reply shows you also care about the person and you want the person to be a better person by listening more and talking less. If the person talks less, he is less likely to roast often.
This reply even helps the person to be a better person. You are advising him to roast less and listen more. This is a good reply.
Stop being toxic
Sometimes, roasting can be so toxic especially if the person does it with hatred and jealousy. You directly tell the person in your reply to stop being toxic.
Note that this reply should only be used only if you notice toxicity while the person is roasting.
If you notice that the person is just trying to joke, then you may not need to reply this way. You can try out the other replies I will share in this article.
I guess this will be the last time I’d talk to you
This shows you care so much about the things that get into your ears and the type of people you have around you.
If the person roasts you, you do not want to spend time with the person because you do not like the energy that the person brings.
Simply tell the person that this will be the last time you will talk to him because you do not like the negative energy that the person brings around you.
Don’t retort back at me if you don’t have a decent reply
In this reply, you do not like that the person says things you do not like. You directly tell him reply if he does not have anything good to say to you.
That way, the person gets the message that you like to filter things you hear and you also are conscious of the kind of people you have around you.
That way, the person will choose to not roast you next time.
Where did you learn to roast? You were not like this before
This shows that the person must have changed, you knew him as someone that does not roast people, and all of a sudden, the person started to roast.
In this reply, ask where the person learned how to roast because you never expected the person will roast that way.
You never saw him be someone who would roast people that much. It is a good thing you asked.
Come take some roasting lessons from me
This shows that you roast better than the person and you are advising the person to come to take roasting lessons from you because you feel the person is not as good as you when it comes to roasting.
That way, the person will understand that you are better at roasting than he is, and he will decide to not roast you anymore because he understands that you will always beat him hands down.
Can someone please take this guy away?
This shows you do not want the person around you at all and you want the person to be taken away from you by all means.
In this reply, you simply tell someone to take the person away from you and you do not want to stay around him because you do not like the fact that he roasts.
That way, the person will not like to stay around you next time and he will not even think of roasting you, he already knows that you do not want to hang around him too often.
You need to stop this nasty behavior of yours
This is a reply you can give if you do not like this behavior of the person. Simply tell the person directly that you would not condone such and that you will appreciate it if he stops the roasting.
That way, you may begin to accommodate the person better and even stay around him often. This reply will go a long way to help the person become better.
Please stop it
This is a reply you can use if you do not like the fact that the person is roasting you. Especially if the person is doing it in public or in an embarrassing way. Simply tell the person to stop it if you do not like it.
That way you express yourself better and once the person sees that you do not like it and you told him to stop, he would stop it.
No darling, I do not think you are referring to me
This shows you do not care what the person is saying and that you are not even paying attention. You use a sarcastic reply by asking if the person was referring to you.
That way, the person will know that you do not like what he is doing or the roasting.
If someone roasts you and you are not comfortable with what the person is doing to you, you can simply tell the person in your reply.
If you do not know the best way to reply, you can use any of the replies that I have explained in this article.