“Who asked?!” This question is one of the most embarrassing questions to hear. If someone uses this question after you’ve shared some information or lent your voice to a conversation, it might leave you too embarrassed to say a word.
But, if you’ve some ready comebacks at the tip of your tongue, you’ll not only be able to defend yourself, but you can also turn the situation around and make them feel what you should’ve felt.
However, I know that coming up with a good comeback can be tricky.
Fortunately, I’ll be compiling a list of great comebacks for “who asked.” Whether they’re out to belittle you or to have some fun, you’ll find these retorts helpful.
The Best Comebacks for “Who Asked?”
There are countless clapbacks you can give when someone tries to embarrass you by saying “Who asked?”
You can give some savage replies like, “Nobody needs to ask before I lend you some sense,” “Never mind, I see you love shallowness,” and “Who invited you here in the first place?”
Also, you can give hilarious comebacks like, “Ask Google” “Some angels ministered that I save you,” and “If you want to know, then keep shut.”
Here are 20 good comebacks for you.
Oh! Sorry, I Forgot That You’re Dumb
“Oh! Sorry, I forgot that you’re dumb” is one of the best comebacks for someone who says “Who asked?” after you say something.
When someone tries to belittle you by saying “Who asked” after your statement, this is a savage reply that’ll make them feel silly.
This response implies that you’re sorry for forgetting that they’re dumb. It’s a very simple way to insult them and put them in their place.
Nobody Needs to Ask Before I Lend You Some Sense
“Nobody needs to ask before I lend you some sense” is another savage reply to give someone who tries to belittle you after you share your opinion.
When someone says “who asked” after you give your opinion, let them know that you don’t need their permission with this comeback.
Not only does it show you’re not moved by their rude statement, but it also cleverly tells them that they lack sense. It’s a smooth way to return the embarrassment to them.
It Won’t Be Bad If You Pretend Like You Have Some Brains
“It won’t be bad if you pretend like you have some brains” is another smooth comeback for someone who tries to embarrass you.
This response directly tells them that they lack sense. When someone thinks they’re smart and tries to make you feel bad after a statement, this response will show that you’re smarter.
It’s a smart retort that should shut them up.
Nevermind, I See You Love Shallowness
“Never mind, I see you love shallowness” is another good comeback that should shut up someone who attacks you after you share some information.
If someone says “Who asked” after a statement from you, this response shows that you’re bigger than them.
When people think they can be condescending and get away with it, it shows how unthoughtful they are. This is one of the best responses to give before walking away from them.
Who Invited You Here in the First Place?”
“Who invited you here in the first place?” is another good comeback that’d work for someone who thinks they can embarrass you.
This response will work when you’re with a group of people. Using this response can make them feel unwelcome.
Moreover, letting them know they’re not meant to be among the group should make them feel the embarrassment they wanted you to feel.
Who’s Asking to Know
“Who’s asking to know” is another savage clapback for someone who says “who asked” after you make a statement.
This response challenges them for also speaking. Since they want to know who asked you for your opinion, then they should tell you who asked them to speak too.
It’s a witty comeback that tells them that they’re not the only one who thinks they’re smart. They shouldn’t be expecting this response.
Some Angels Ministered That I Save You
Another perfect retort for someone trying to embarrass you is, “Some angels ministered that I save you.”
This is a funny response that can work when someone says “Who asked?” after you share information.
This response doesn’t only show that you’re not moved by their comment, it also shows that you think they need saving.
If You Want to Know, Then Keep Shut
“If you want to know, then keep shut” is another good comeback that should get to someone trying to belittle you after you make a statement.
When you give an opinion and someone says, “who asked,” this response implies that they’re making a noise.
Also, it’s a direct attack they wouldn’t be expecting.
I Can’t See Who’s Speaking
“I can’t see who’s speaking” is another smart way to get back at someone trying to embarrass you.
When someone tries to belittle you by saying “Who asked” after you give your opinion about a discussion, this response will show that they’re not important.
It’s a smart way to let them know they’re not better than you. Giving his reply and going on to ignore them should do the job appropriately.
I Don’t Care, But I Do Know who Responded
Another smooth answer to give someone who tries to make you awkward is, “I don’t care, but I do know who responded.”
When someone says “Who asked” after your statement, this response is a direct attack that shows that they can’t make you feel less.
It shows that you’re not moved by their rude question.
Ask Google
“Ask Google” is a funny and sarcastic way to respond to someone who says “Who asked” after you share some information with them. This response shows that you don’t care about their statement.
Since we can get almost every piece of information on Google, you can refer to them to check Google. It’s a witty reply that’ll match the energy of someone who tries to make you feel less after you make a statement.
It should shut them up as they wouldn’t see it coming.
Listen Again You’ll Know
“Listen again you’ll know” is another sarcastic reply that’ll work for someone who says “who asked” after you make a statement.
This response is a smooth way of making them feel silly for making such a comment. Since they want to know who asked you to speak, then they should’ve been listening to know.
It’s a smart reply that lets them know they can’t mess with you.
Did Your Parents Ask for You?
Another smart comeback that’ll work for someone who says “Who asked” after you give your opinion about a discussion is “Did your parents ask for you?”
This is a sharp retort that returns the same energy they give you. If you’re discussing with friends, and someone tries to make you uneasy by saying “Who asked”, sharply giving this answer would shut them up.
Hearing this reply would make them think twice about messing with anybody
Nobody Asked for Your Question
“Nobody asked for your question” is another sharp retort to give someone out to discredit you.
When discussing with people, and someone responds with “Who asked,” this sharp comeback shows that they’re more silly for their comment.
If they think you can’t speak without someone’s permission, then they too shouldn’t speak without someone permitting them.
You’re the One Asking
“You’re the one asking” is a funny response that’d work when someone says “Who asked” after a statement from you.
This is a funny way to let them know that you’re not bothered by their harsh words. Also, it’s a cool way to make them feel silly by asking who asked when they’re the one asking.
Calmly giving this response should get the perfect response from them, which is embarrassment.
If I Needed Permission to Speak, then You Need More Permission to Ask
“If I needed permission to speak, then you need more permission to ask” is another thing you can say to someone who says “who asked” when you make a statement.
If someone thinks that you need permission before you speak, then they also need permission to respond.
So, give this response calmly when someone tries to embarrass you by questioning why you spoke.
You Would Know if You Paid More Attention
“You would know if you paid more attention” is another comeback that’d work for someone who tries to belittle you.
Calmly giving this response should get to them, as it implies that their comment is very unnecessary. Also, it lets them know that their rudeness didn’t get to you.
You Don’t Have to Show Your Silliness all the Time
Another smart reply to give someone who tried to embarrass you is, “You don’t have to show your silliness all the time.”
This is a sharp clapback that’d turn the table around and make them feel uncomfortable. Giving this response to someone who says “who asked” after you make a statement shows you think they’re silly.
Pointing out this fact in the presence of others should get to them. It’s a smart way to insult them.
You Don’t Need to Know
“You don’t need to know” is another smart statement that’d work when someone says “Who asked.”
This response will match their energy when they try to belittle you or make fun of you.
As I’ve earlier stated, when someone says “Who asked” when you say something, they’re not asking to know, rather it’s a rude comment to embarrass you.
However, your response will waive them off and let them know you’re not affected by their comment.
Learn to Think Before Speaking
“Learn to think before speaking” is another smart retort for someone who says “who asked” when you make a statement.
This response it’s a clever way to show them that their rude statement did not get to you.
Also, this response sounds like advice, letting them know they didn’t make any sense with their comment.
End Note
People who say “who asked” after a statement from someone, do so, either because they don’t like them or they’re just plain rude.
If someone makes this remark after you give some necessary information, you should also match their energy with your response.
The above examples are good comebacks you should have ready at the tip of your tongue for anyone who tries to make you feel less.