Imagine that you are by yourself in the park when a young man approaches you to ask if you come to the park often.
Thinking of the man’s intentions, many things would go through your mind. Is he trying to hit on you, or he’s just out to make friends?
Whatever the case, it’s important to have a good response. Better still, it is best to have a funny response. Check out these funny examples below:
- Tell me the truth: you own this park.
- Now that you ask me, I’m thinking I should come here more often
- Let me guess: I’m beginning to look like the trees and benches, right?
- Yes, is there an award for me?
1. Tell me the truth: you own this park
Girls like funny guys. So if you are a guy and the person asking you is a girl, use this funny reply. Trust that the girl would laugh at the joke.
You are trying to tell her she has to live in the park or location to have noticed him. Or else, is she trying to hit on you too?
For example:
- Do you come here often?
Tell me: you own this park, right.
- Do you come here often?
Tell me the truth: you own this park.
2. Let me guess: you think I’m a stalker, right
In this situation, let’s say you approached the other person, say a girl. You try to get her number or something. But she happens to ask if you come to that location often.
Use this response above to get her laughing. You can smile and whisper these words.
For example:
- Do you come here often?
Let me guess: you think I’m stalking you
- Do you come here often?
Let me guess: you think I’m a stalker
3. Are You Trying To Get Me Arrested?
Use this response with an air of danger and a fearful expression. And when you have gotten the person worried for a moment, laugh out loud.
They will definitely begin to smile when they get the joke. This is a good response to give anyone, and at any place.
For example:
- Do you come here often?
Are you trying to get me arrested?
- Do you come here often?
Yes, I do. Are you trying to get me arrested?
4. Only when I’m hoping to run into someone as charming as you.
Imagine that you are a guy in this situation and this pretty lady approaches you to ask if you come to this location often.
You can turn to her and use this response. You will get her not only blushing but also smiling in delight.
For example:
- Do you come here often?
Only when I’m going to run into someone as charming as you.
- Do you come here often?
No, but only when I’m going to run into someone as charming as you you
5. I’m beginning to think I should come here as much as I want
When using this response, give the person a knowing smile. Let this response follow if you and the person have at least become acquainted for a few minutes in which you have had conversations.
For example:
- Do you come here often?
Now that you ask, I’m beginning to think I should come here as much as I want
6. Not really, but I’m thinking I should begin to do so
In a general situation, you can use this response to show that you are either interested in being friends with the other person, or you have grown fond of the location.
For example:
- Do you come here often?
Not really, but I’m thinking I should begin to do so.
- Do you come here often?
I don’t come here often but now that you ask, I want to
7. Nope, you’re the first person to make me want to.
And here is a pickup line that should make any lady you are meeting at a library, a park, or a market square and volunteer her number.
Simply saying the person asking if you come to the location often is now making you consider coming there often, will make the person blush.
For example:
- Do you come here often?
Nope, you’re the first person to make me want to
- Do you come here often?
Nope, I don’t but you’re the first person to make me want to
8. Yeah, to the point where it feels like I never leave
This is another funny one where you give the person a look of dismay and tell them it feels like you never even leave the location.
They’re going to look at you and wonder if they’re talking to a ghost. Then you can laugh just when the person has bought the line.
For example:
- Do you come here often?
Yeah, to the point where it feels like I never even leave
- Do you come here often?
I do. And now it feels like I never even leave at all
9. Not really, but I could be convinced to start
Say this with a smile and a direct stare in the eyes of whoever asks you if you come to a place often.
This will make the person smile or laugh. This can be the case if you are meeting the person at a place like a park. Or any other place where people often go to en-mass.
For example:
- Do you come here often?
Not really but I could be convinced to start
- Do you come here often?
Not really, but now that you ask, I could be convinced to start
10. No, but I have a feeling you might change that soon.
This is a cute and funny way to turn things around in a conversation. Say you meet a girl you are interested in asking for a date.
Also say she’s showing interest too and she asks if you come to that location often, you can say you don’t. Also go further to let her know she is about to make you come there often.
For example:
- Do you come here often?
No, but I have a feeling you might change that soon
- Do you come here often?
I don’t but I have a feeling you might make me come here often
11. Not as often as I’d like to, especially if I keep meeting people like you.
This funny reply comes in handy in the same situations as the others in this list. This is also a neutral reply, that is, it can be used every time, and for any nice person who asks if you come to a place often.
For example:
- Do you come here often?
Not as often as I’d like to, especially if I keep meeting people like you
- Do you come here often?
Not as often as I’d like to, seeing as I like people like you
12. Yes, I do. Why, are you buying up the place?
Say you’re holidaying in France and have visited the Eiffel Tower to the point where someone notices and asks if you come there often, you can give this funny reply by asking if the person is buying the place.
Ask with a sober expression as though you would miss being able to come there freely. This can even be a conversation starter.
For example:
- Do you come here often?
Are you buying the place?
- Do you come here often?
Yes, I do. Are you buying the place?
13. I usually avoid crowds, but for you, I’ll make an exception
Say this if the place is a usually crowded place. Make sure that you have led up to this with a fun conversation so that when you say this you can elicit some smiles.
If you say this to someone you might like to ask for a dinner date, it would surely make for a great impression.
For example:
- Do you come here often?
No. I usually avoid crowds but for you, I’ll make an exception
- Do you come here often?
I don’t because I avoid crowds but for you, I’ll make an exception
14. I don’t, but I have a feeling I will from now on.
This reply will make the person smile if you say it with several nods with your eyes on them. Lead up to this reply with a really fun conversation too for more effect.
So, with this reply, you concede that you don’t come to that location often but this person is making you reconsider.
For example:
- Do you come here often?
I don’t but I have a feeling I will from now on.
- Do you come here often?
No, I don’t but it feels like I might from now on
15. No, are people getting arrested?
This is a funny reply, a question you can ask in return if someone asks if you come to a place often.
You want to know if it’s against the law to come to the place often. Of course, you know the truth, but you just want to make the person smile.
Example:
- Do you come here often?
No, are people getting arrested?
- Do you come here often?
No. Are people who come here often getting arrested?
16. Yes, especially from the moment I knew I might meet you.
With this reply, you have begun an interesting and funny conversation. The point is, suspecting that you might meet this wonderful person, you started coming often on the off chance that he or she would be there.
Example:
- Do you come here often?
Yes, especially from the moment I knew I might meet you
- Do you come here often?
Yes I do, ever since I knew I might meet you
17. Not really, but I would if there’s something in it for me
This reply is going to get the conversation rolling while the person is smiling. Many possibilities sprout from this one reply.
For example, the person may ask what you want from coming to the location often, or why you would want something from it. It is an altogether funny reply.
Example:
- Do you come here often?
Not really but I would if there’s something in it for me.
- Do you come here often?
No. I would if there was a prize to win.
18. Why do you ask? You’re seeing my face on the walls?
Use this reply if it’s a place like a museum for example. Or instead of a wall, you can say trees if the place is a park. You want to know if your presence is now a part of the scenery.
For example:
- Do you come here often?
Why do you ask? You’re seeing my face on the walls?
- Do you come here often?
Yes. Why, you’re seeing my face on the walls?
19. Yes. There’s even a register here for people like me.
This funny reply implies that there’s a physical register where people’s names are recorded who come to the park every day. Your name is on this register.
You can be sure the person would laugh once he understands this is a joke.
For example:
- Do you come here often?
Yes. There’s even a register here for people like me.
- Do you come here often?
Yes. There’s a register where we sign in and out.
20. Nope, I usually just sit at home and wait for someone like you to come into my life.
Okay, here’s some sarcasm for this list. Hopefully, the person you are speaking to understands sarcastic jokes.
And you can tell if the person understands sarcasm by watching how he or she responds to your jokes before this.
Example:
- Do you come here often?
Nope, I usually just sit at my home and wait for someone like you to come into my life
- Do you come here often?
No, I usually just sit at home and wait till someone like you comes along
21. Not really, but I might have to start if it means I get to talk to you more.
Use this reply and watch the person blush. The element of surprise will also make the person smile.
Though you admit that you don’t come to the location often, you are prepared to come often just to see the person.
Example:
- Do you come here often?
Not really but I might have to start if it means I get to talk to you more.
22. I do, but it’s never been as exciting as it is right now.
In this reply, you admit to coming to the location often. It’s just that something has been missing since and that is excitement. You won’t stop coming since the person is offering excitement.
Example:
- Do you come here often?
I do but it’s never been as exciting as it is right now.
23. No. But I want to now.
The other person would start smiling when he or she realizes your response is about them. When you say you want to now start coming often to the location, you are saying the person is the reason.
Example:
- Do you come here often?
No. But I want to now.
24. I’m always here, it’s others who come often.
The joke is there in this reply somewhere not so deep. And when the person finds it, you can be sure they’d step back and laugh, then the person would be asking you plenty of questions about your origins.
So, in this reply, you say it’s everyone else that comes to the location often. You are a permanent fixture in the scenery.
Example:
- Do you come here often?
I don’t have to. I’m always here. It’s other people who come here often.
25. I don’t have to. Because I don’t leave
Like the previous reply, this too suggests that you are a part of the park or museum or some other place. You don’t ever leave. If you say this in the middle of a conversation that’s been fun, expect to see a smile.
Example:
- Do you come here often?
I don’t have to. Because I don’t leave.
Finally, note that delivery is as important as the words. When saying these responses remember to add the appropriate cues and gestures. Also, remember not all people get jokes easily.
Some people don’t have an ear for sarcasm too. But if you lead up to the responses properly you should get a good laugh by using any of the replies here.